Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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