I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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