I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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