instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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