I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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