You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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