i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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