Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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