i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
