we have officially lost it.
Soap is not a condiment
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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