I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
is it fun? or sober?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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