What a fucking waste of an outfit
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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