absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
