so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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