Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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