these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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