There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We need a shit load of segways right now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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