my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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