How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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