Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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