drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
foreskin is a definite game changer
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
