batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So much Jack, so little girl.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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