fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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