So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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