So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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