Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I party with great urgency now.
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