i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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