I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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