No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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