if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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