bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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