Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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