We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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