: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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