Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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