And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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