He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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