Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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