Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i dont even know how to be here
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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