What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
