Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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