There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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