What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Where is the hickey?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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