I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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