She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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