just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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