I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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