5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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