Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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