I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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