I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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