1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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