it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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