Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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