Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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